Girls do fart uno

So, I work at the Dollar store. And up until this point, i have worked entirely with girls. Five of us, all girls physically, but u see, we totally fart a lot, and show off our poops, and tell some pretty nasty stories which would make most guys sick.
But recently, they hired two men to work nights with us, and sometimes, I forget that they are around.
So, if these two men were at all disillusioned about women before they started working with us, we have crushed there bubble beyond repair. Girls poop(and brag when they are the size of baseballs), they fart, they itch themselves when they have too.
Ask any married man! When they first met their beautiful bride to be, there were no smelly noises from their bums, or mouths. And if their girlfriend had to poop, she did it at home, when he wasn't around. Couple weeks after the honeymoon ended, we make up for lost time.

Anyway, just wanted to share that with you