sleeping on the can

So, as you may know, I work nights, Monday to Friday, 11pm-7am. The weekends usually frig my sleep right up, so come monday night I am beat. I can hardly move at work, it friggin sucks. But no matter how tired I am, I know Ill make it through the night. You see, at work, I have a sanctuary of sleep. It is so wonderful, so restful(but sometimes friggin' stinky).
The toilet is always there, everytime I get tired, so I always know that if I can't go on, stock another shelf or I will fall off my ladder and die, the toilet is always there, a place to stop, relax,rest, and yes, sleep.
I can't tell you how many times I have dozed of, taken a quick cat nap(sometimes a long cat nap), on the toilet. And really, it's some of the best sleep I get(unless Tasha had a poo). For those brief moments on the toilet, I am so peaceful and I never want to get up. And Ill be perfectly honest, there have been a few times, when I went to the toilet, specifically for the purpose of sleeping.
Man, I love the toilet at work. It's awesome.
Last night, I had like a ten minute nap on the toilet, and woke up feeling awesome, ready for another few friggin hours of shelf stocking.
Maybe I would sleep better at home on the toilet, not in the bed. Maybe Ill try that. Well, Im off to toilet. smell ya later.