grocery store rage

I was at the grocery store today. I was picking up my usual order, pop and peas. And, as usual, I head toward the speedy checkout. Now, for anyone who can read and count, the concept of this lane is fairly easy to understand; if you have between 1 and 8 items, you can use this lane. Now, the lady in front of me in the lineup, clearly had more than 8 items. Now, if a person has ten items, this is acceptable, but this lady had about 35-40 items. Normally, I wouldnt care, but I was actually in a rush. Her order came to $82.75. Does this sound like a speedy order to you? no. I waited at least ten minutes, and she was the only one in front of me. I dont know if she couldn't count, or maybe she couldn't read, or maybe she was just thinking in her head 'they'll never notice I have more than 8 items', whatever the case, I urge you as consumers, to stay the frig out of the speedy lane, if you have more Items than you can carry in your friggin hands. No cartfuls and no full grocery orders. Like what the frig. what the frig.