Hows my love life? Thanks for asking!

Well, just thought Id update you all on my love life. But where do I begin? Here it goes.

My latest x just wrecked his car driving drunk(clearly I know how to pick em). An nice old man visits me at work about six times a day. Maybe he has a little crush on me I think, the thing is there is about a 60 year age gap!! Oh, and speaking of old men, a few weeks ago, a toothless 8o or so year old man came into my work to hit on me. He was a bit bolder than my other golden oldie, he actually asked me out, said he had a hundred and fity bucks burning a hole in his pocket and he wanted to spend it all on me!!! I was pretty impressed and tempted I must admit, but unfortunately, I had a wedding dance to go to that night, so I had to reject mr right.
For a while there I also had a creepy stocker coming to visit me all the time at my work, he even gave me his number and asked me to call him, sorry Steve, I dont date creepy 40 year olds!!! My boss used to make me run out back when he came in, because just ask her, he is creepy.
And now, I think the security guard at my work has a thing for me. He stops in to talk to me all the time, and follows me around on my break. Seems nice enough I guess, just really not into him. Dont really know him, and dont really want to get to know him. So now, Im in a usual predicament, I have to avoid him, so as that he doesnt ask me out, because I suck at saying no!!! But the thing is,its hard to avoid somebody who works in the same place as you. I guess Ill be doing the running out back and hiding again!!!!
And figure this out, the one guy that I actually am interested in, pretty sure he dont want me back!!!!!! Ill not mention his name, but he is great. He was esposed to come buy shoes from me,but didnt! The one guy I wouldnt have to run and hide from,seems to be keeping himself hidden from me!!! uggh!!!
So that is my love life in a nutshell!!!!