The Customer is Always Wrong

For any of you who have never worked in customer service, I thought I would let you know just how unvalued you are as a customer. You walk into a store, and see a smiling clerk headed your way, in your head, you think 'crap, I hate sales people!' Well heres the thing, chances are, the clerk walking toward you, is thinking 'ah crap,I friggin hate customers'.
See Working with customers nine hours a day, really trains a person to be fake. Smiling when you want to scream, helping people when you feel like hurting them, thats what customer service is all about.
Dont get me wrong, some cusotmers are awesome, and some days are great. But if an awesome customer comes in on an awful day, the clerk really hates the customer.
And heres the thing, customers are stupid!! I am walking through the store with 6 shoe boxes in my hand, you would assume I work there? Nope. You have to ask me!! What do i say? 'Yes'. What do I want to say 'Are you an idiot? Why do you think I am carrying all these freakin' shoes?'
Oh, my favorite question that I get all of the time. In our shoes, there is a sticker, and it usually has the sizes we have the shoes availble in. E.G Sizes 6.5-12. Now if you read that, you would just assume that it comes in those sizes, right? Wrong. Honest to frig, doehole after doehole asks me 'uh, it says on the sticker size 6.5-12, does that mean this shoe fits anyone from 6.5-12?' K,give your head a shake!!!!! Did you see a sign on the door that says 'The Magical Family Shoe Shoppes?' No, I didnt think so? no, the shoe you are holding in your hand is not a magical shoe from the land of pink elephants, and flying moose. Of course that shoe does not fit any size!!!!!!!!!!Please, walk out the door, take a left, take your first right, walk straight until you see water, fall in!! Oh, and dont ever reproduce.